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They are José Luís Rodríguez Zapatero ZP, George Bush and the queen of England in the hell … Bush was telling to the queen of England that there was a red phone in the hell and that he was going to speak with the devil to ask him for authorization to use it. Quickly, it was and he asked the devil for permission to do a call to the USA, for knowledge as the country was staying after his game. The devil granted the call to him and spoke during 2 minutes. On having hung, the devil said to him that 3 million dollars were the cost of the call, and Bush paid to him. El diablo le concedió la llamada y habló durante 2 minutos. Al colgar, el diablo le dijo que el costo de la llamada eran 3 millones de dólares, y Bush le pagó.

On having found out about this, the queen of England wanted to do the same and called England during 5 minutes.

The devil spent to him an account for 10 million pounds sterling.

ZP also felt desire of calling Spain to see as it had left the country, and spoke for 3 hours. When it hung, the devil said to him that there were 25 cents of Euro.

ZP remained astonished, since it had seen the cost of the calls of the others, so he asked him why it was so cheap to call Spain … And the devil answered him:

- Here boy, with the quantity of stopped, the strikes, the problems in the public hospitals, the educational problems, the water absence, the kale borroka, the pro-independence ones of village, the immigration, the absence of justice, the dismemberment of the State, the impunity and political corruption, the lack of safety in the streets, the anarchy, the fires, the Moors, the Rumanians, the associates of ERC, ETA, Cristina Narbona, the problems of housing, the minister Trujillo and the indescribable Moratinos, Spain is a chaos, a hell …: And from hell to hell the call is LOCAL!

A man was quoted for a fiscal Treasury Department investigation. Scared, he asked his book-keeper of what way to dress itself.

- It uses rags, so that they think that you are in the ruin, answered the book-keeper.

When he asked his lawyer, this one said exactly the opposite to him:

- Do not leave that they intimidate you, use your best suit and more elegant tie. A good presence gives credibility and it will help to begin a friendlier relation with the inspector.

Confused, the man decides to ask his wife, tells him of two opposite advices and asks him for his opinion.

- Allow me to tell yourself a history, - says the lady - when I was on the point of marrying you I asked my mother what the wedding night put itself and he said to me:

- Put a heavy robe, of flannel, which comes to you to the neck, it will do that he respects you. But when I asked my best friend, it gave me another opposite advice:

- Put the smallest negligee that you have, transparently and with a neckline that comes to you up to the bellybutton, that will do that he wishes you and will strengthen your love.

The man protested:
- But my love: what has to do that with my taxes?
- Since that does not matter how you seen, they you go to follar equally.

Thank you Miguel

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