A man was quoted for a fiscal Treasury Department investigation. Scared, he asked his book-keeper of what way to dress itself.
- It uses rags, so that they think that you are in the ruin, answered the book-keeper.
When he asked his lawyer, this one said exactly the opposite to him:
- Do not leave that they intimidate you, use your best suit and more elegant tie. A good presence gives credibility and it will help to begin a friendlier relation with the inspector.
Confused, the man decides to ask his wife, tells him of two opposite advices and asks him for his opinion.
- Allow me to tell yourself a history, - says the lady - when I was on the point of marrying you I asked my mother what the wedding night put itself and he said to me:
- Put a heavy robe, of flannel, which comes to you to the neck, it will do that he respects you. But when I asked my best friend, it gave me another opposite advice:
- Put the smallest negligee that you have, transparently and with a neckline that comes to you up to the bellybutton, that will do that he wishes you and will strengthen your love.
The man protested:
- But my love: what has to do that with my taxes?
- Since that does not matter how you seen, they you go to follar equally.
Thank you Miguel












