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October 23

A man was quoted for a fiscal Treasury Department investigation. Scared, he asked his book-keeper of what way to dress itself.

- It uses rags, so that they think that you are in the ruin, answered the book-keeper.

When he asked his lawyer, this one said exactly the opposite to him:

- Do not leave that they intimidate you, use your best suit and more elegant tie. A good presence gives credibility and it will help to begin a friendlier relation with the inspector.

Confused, the man decides to ask his wife, tells him of two opposite advices and asks him for his opinion.

- Allow me to tell yourself a history, - says the lady - when I was on the point of marrying you I asked my mother what the wedding night put itself and he said to me:

- Put a heavy robe, of flannel, which comes to you to the neck, it will do that he respects you. But when I asked my best friend, it gave me another opposite advice:

- Put the smallest negligee that you have, transparently and with a neckline that comes to you up to the bellybutton, that will do that he wishes you and will strengthen your love.

The man protested:
- But my love: what has to do that with my taxes?
- Since that does not matter how you seen, they you go to follar equally.

Thank you Miguel



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October 09

From a certain age (they do not have why to be many years) is suitable that any woman comes to the gynecologist in order to realize a routine examination with preventive ends. A mamografía is forced between the analyses and tests that are done, a particular radiography of the breasts that is going to serve to the specialist to detect if some type of anomaly exists. The radiologist will do cross-checks in situ in order to prepare his report. The gynecologist will examine the graphic elements and the report to pass if some type of intervention is necessary. El radiólogo hará comprobaciones in situ con el fin de elaborar su informe. El ginecólogo examinará los elementos gráficos y el informe para dictaminar si es necesario algún tipo de intervención.

Handmade Mamografía

Since the man has been capable of constructing specific hardware, the craftsmen have been distributed by the whole face of the ground. Frabricaron and they make to hand shoes, furniture, figures, all kinds objects … Still there keep on existing today persons who use his manual skills to prepare handmade products, fleeing of the mass production from completely impersonal specializing machines. What never came my to the mind is that someone was capable of constructing an object or device that was serving to examine the breasts of a woman, to do a handmade mamografía. But we surprise the imagination of some every day. For sample a button. Lo que nunca se me pasó por la cabeza es que alguien fuese capaz de construir un objeto u aparato que sirviese para examinar los pechos de una mujer, para hacer una mamografía artesanal. Pero la imaginación de algunos nos sorprende día a día. Para muestra un botón.